The Giant Douche or The Turd Sandwich?

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Who are you voting for?

The Giant Douche (George Bush)
1
7%
The Turd Sandwich (John Kerry)
9
60%
The Other Guy (Ralph Nader)
5
33%
 
Total votes : 15

The Giant Douche or The Turd Sandwich?

Postby Master Chief » Tue Nov 02, 2004 10:21 pm

which one? im not bias by selecting a certain canidate as a douche or a turd sandwich. im not old enough to vote but i dont like either of them.
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Postby Convict » Tue Nov 02, 2004 10:25 pm

when you say either it usually means 2.. but there are 3.. make up your mind, hippie!
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Postby N!nja_Hunt3r » Tue Nov 02, 2004 10:29 pm

you forgot all the OTHER canidates..the constitutional party...the prohibition party...oh theres so many fun choices..
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Postby Pussylips » Tue Nov 02, 2004 11:11 pm

all the other votes might as well just be for george bush

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Postby Munkey_Funk » Tue Nov 02, 2004 11:14 pm

Here is the most scientific pole to date.

http://www.collegehumor.com/election/ (NWS)
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Postby cormani » Wed Nov 03, 2004 12:01 am

dan whitehead’s response to election day (hes a brit):
“Well, it’s nearly time for us lowly subjects in the 51st State to hit the sack. It’s a bit like going to bed on Christmas eve, only you’re not sure if Santa is going to bring you a slightly underwhelming imitation of the toy you really wanted, or just punch you hard in the nutsack with a spiked glove.”

could not have put it better myself.
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Postby killamilla » Wed Nov 03, 2004 12:30 am

im not voting for either one!!! so go f yourself in the a
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Postby erock » Wed Nov 03, 2004 1:07 am

Munkey_Funk wrote:Here is the most scientific pole to date.

http://www.collegehumor.com/election/ (NWS)



thats a lotta boobs
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Postby DrVonKill » Wed Nov 03, 2004 1:21 am

Nope, they're only counting Bush and Kerry. ZING!
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Postby mythandriel » Wed Nov 03, 2004 9:23 am

i have a terrible joke ready?


Why is the color for the democrats party blue?


If they were red everyone would know they were communists!

HAHAHAHA right?
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Postby DrVonKill » Wed Nov 03, 2004 1:41 pm

Um...so...the republicans are commies? Damn dirty pinko commie bastards?
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Postby Pussylips » Fri Sep 02, 2005 1:31 am

whats the deal with purple puppets? I mean come on
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